Frank Zappa — He's So Gay lyrics
[includes a quote from Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Hay/Moss/Craig/O'Dowd)]
[FZ synclavier
Arthur Barrow synth bass programming
Chad Wackerman drums]
Ensemble:
(singing)
He's so gay
(He's so gay)
He's very very gay
He's so gay
(He's gay)
Brown Moses:
Yes, he is
I guess he likes it
Yeah
Ensemble:
And he likes to be that way
With his keys on the right
Brown Moses:
Uh-huh
Ensemble:
He's into rubber every night
Brown Moses:
Into . . . into rubber?
Wha . . . the boy's into rubber every night!
Ensemble:
He's so gay
He's so gay
Brown Moses:
Oh, my goodness
Whoo . . .
Ensemble:
He's ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY
He's okay
He's okay
Brown Moses:
Yeah, that's what they say
Ensemble:
He's got a role he wants to play
Brown Moses:
Aww . . . look, have you ever SMELLED rubber?
Ensemble:
He's okay
He's okay
Brown Moses:
I guess it's okay, l-look at his woman, yeah . . .
I-I guess it's all right
Ensemble:
He's just a cowboy for a day
Brown Moses:
Mm-hmm
Ensemble:
Of course, his evening's not complete
Brown Moses:
Uh-huh
Ensemble:
Without some meat in the seat;
Brown Moses:
Don't tell me that
Ensemble:
Let's skate away
Down Santa Monica today
(Well well well)
Maybe he wants a little spanking
Brown Moses:
Uh . . . a spanking?
Ensemble:
Maybe he'll eat a little chain
Brown Moses:
Uh . . . well, eat the chain
Ensemble:
Maybe his lover should be thanking him
Brown Moses:
Uh-huh
Ensemble:
For the way he makes it sprinkle
Brown Moses:
Wait a minute . . .
Wh . . .
Ensemble:
Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN
Brown Moses:
M . . . makin' into rai . . . ?
Oh no!
What is the problem?
Uh-oh
UHH-OHh
Ensemble:
He's so gay
He's so gay
Brown Moses:
Yeah, that's what it is
Ensemble:
He rules the city in a way
Brown Moses:
Ohh boy . . .
Ensemble:
You could say
(You could say)
Brown Moses:
Wha . . . what could ya say?
Ensemble:
It's sorta different today
Brown Moses:
I agree
Ensemble:
All the taffeta and chintz
Brown Moses:
Uh . . . 'least the boy ain't gonna reproduce hisself again
Ensemble:
And every Leather Boy's a PRINCE
Brown Moses:
Uh-huh
Ensemble:
Hey hey hey!
Brown Moses:
Hey hey hey . . .
Ensemble:
Please don't look the other way
You could be just like him
TOMORROW!
Brown Moses:
Hoooo, that's shockin'!
Ensemble:
Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah
Brown Moses:
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh
Ooof!
Ensemble:
Maybe you'll get a chance
Brown Moses:
I'm telling ya
Ensemble:
To borrow
(Borrow)
Brown Moses:
What I'm a borrow?
Ensemble:
His bouquet
Brown Moses:
No way!
Ensemble:
And maybe later . . .
Brown Moses:
Don't you tell me this
Ensemble:
MAYBE LATER
Brown Moses:
I said don't you tell me this!
Ensemble:
We'll ALL BE
GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
Brown Moses:
No! No! No!
Oh, gay . . .
Ensemble:
DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME?
Brown Moses:
You just did!
FZ:
MOO-AHHH!