They Might Be Giants — Anaheim (Anaheim House of Blues) lyrics

Oh, I don't want to stay in tonight and watch Death Wish 3
Fall asleep with pizza crumbs on my clothes
So put away the hash pipe, the pornography, and the booze
'Cause tonight we're going to the Anaheim House of Blues!

Don't do anything crazy
Like defecate in your pants because you're lazy

Oh put away that crack pipe
Put some makeup on that bruise
'Cause tonight we're going to the Anaheim House of Blues!
Yes, take me down to the Anaheim House of Blues
Oh, drag me by my hair to the Anaheim House of--

Good night, Mrs. Hitler.